Dang almighty... I stepped into a time warp. Flooded by memories lost in time, sinking into the history of the once was.
I know, made no sense. Hahaha. Never do, what's the point.
"My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lump..."
What an odd line. I can't help but hum it because of it's catchy nature. But, the one part that bothers me it the 'lump' part. LUMP?? That sounds gross. You know as in, "I found a lump in my neck (haha I almost wrote nack, damn the hick in me is coming out)". See not as appealing any more now is it. It's no lovely lady anything anymore. It's a lump. Of what? Who knows?
"My neck, my back, lick my *%$#@*&, just like that.."
And what if I don't want to?
"Take on me, take on me, take me on, take on me.."
Nah, going to have to pass on that.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
And I'm like, no, not cool. You know I am lactos intolerant.
"Oooh baby baby, ooh baby baby..."
It's time to change your diaper.
"I'm looking for a dime, that's top of the line, cute face, lil' waist and a big behind..."
You should try looking for a quarter, might find what you're looking for.
"Straight up now tell me if you want to love me forever, oh oh oh, are you just hit and run..."
Yeah, that sort of thing is a crime you know. Highly frowned upon.
-Boomboom
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