We are not amused.bumpkin: (n) 1. an individual who exhibits unnatural, immature, and indecent behaviors. (see also BUMPKIN PATCH )
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Name: [your name here]
Location: Christmas Island
Birthday: 1/1/1900
Gender: Female


Interests: We enjoy to harass one another (yes in that dirty way). We love to laugh (at you and your fallacies). We enjoy each others' company (and it's damn GOOD company). We enjoy eating (no no, not that kind, the one where we actually gain nourishment from what we put in our mouths). We also indulge in various activities (wink*). Want more? Too damn bad.
Expertise: Whatever and wherever you want it to be...
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 4/7/2003

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Friday, September 02, 2005

Dang almighty... I stepped into a time warp. Flooded by memories lost in time, sinking into the history of the once was.

I know, made no sense. Hahaha. Never do, what's the point.

"My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lump..."

What an odd line. I can't help but hum it because of it's catchy nature. But, the one part that bothers me it the 'lump' part. LUMP?? That sounds gross. You know as in, "I found a lump in my neck (haha I almost wrote nack, damn the hick in me is coming out)". See not as appealing any more now is it. It's no lovely lady anything anymore. It's a lump. Of what? Who knows?

"My neck, my back, lick my *%$#@*&, just like that.."

And what if I don't want to?

"Take on me, take on me, take me on, take on me.."

Nah, going to have to pass on that.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

And I'm like, no, not cool. You know I am lactos intolerant.

"Oooh baby baby, ooh baby baby..."

It's time to change your diaper.

"I'm looking for a dime, that's top of the line, cute face, lil' waist and a big behind..."

You should try looking for a quarter, might find what you're looking for.

"Straight up now tell me if you want to love me forever, oh oh oh, are you just hit and run..."

Yeah, that sort of thing is a crime you know. Highly frowned upon.

-Boomboom

 


Friday, May 13, 2005

TRINANANANA...

Happy Birthday! Friday the 13th...what a lucky day for you! If only I could go to Disneyland  Stupid mandatory meeting. Well if you guys are not too tired after a long day, you can go clubbing with me and a grip of other people in Irvine!

I love you and you deserve everything the world has to offer you.


Thursday, May 12, 2005

Happy Birthday Trina! I hope you have more fun than my dog is trying to catch a fly ... as a matter of fact... i hope you catch the fly... or... yea... you know what i mean..... Enjoy!


Monday, May 09, 2005

well back at 1.....wanted to start this thing up again...we did so well when we were in high school and i know that our lives have changed in dramatic ways in such but i thought it would be nice to rekindle an old flame....not that we need rekindling or do we?...we haven't been the bumpkins in awhile and we have grown so far apart....i think we should have a bumpkin day sometime this summer....just to see how much we have really grown up....i know that things are different but let's see how different it is...if we can't stand each other we get together which i doubt we will.....we can call it quits but i know that too won't happen....so who's with me....i know we had birthdays that just occured or will be coming up.....so we need to make a day!....i mean it!...so yea, i love you guys and hope that everything is going well!.....talk to ya'll real soon.....

                    -miss manners

p.s.if you wanna write something post it!....the username is bumpkins_03 and the password is bumpkin....i probably shouldn't write that but oh well....it's just for those who forgot!....well ya!....


Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Dang Jewelle ruin my awesome dramatic moment. I AM SORRY....



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